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This blog: I started this blog on the encouragement of a friend, who after reading some of my facebook status posts suggested I try stand up comedy. I’m glad I have friends who think my life is funny.

Secret talent I wish I had: the ability to sing.

Superpower I wish I had: time manipulation. I’d go back in time and redo a bunch of your mama disses with perfect delivery including that finger snap thing kids did (or still do?..I dunno, I’m old) when their minds got blown by a diss.

If Superman and Batman had a fight, who would win?: If it’s between Ben Affleck vs. Henry Cavill, then obviously Henry Cavill. If it’s Christian Bale vs. Henry Cavill, then that’s a movie worth watching!

Spirit Animal: Alpaca, champion of the mountain.

What would I do for a Klondike bar?: Absolutely nothing. 

Greatest read: Flowers for Algernon.  

Question for you: This question goes out to anyone who’s ever watched I Love You Man. During the scene when Jason Segel's character is watching Chocolat and says “Stupid” in an ambiguous tone, do you think he says stupid because he thinks the movie is stupid, or because he unexpectedly finds himself enjoying the movie and doesn’t want to admit it to himself?

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